I'm Going To Miami!!

If you need me, I'll be at the 2nd Annual American Marketing Association Regional Conference

...AKA, Miami South Beach!! Let's see what kind of trouble I can get into!!

Love,
Yet

Why do people want this nice young lady to GET UGLY tonight?

YET:

Okay, somebody tried me today.

I got tried in my own house, sitting on my own chair!
That somebody is the President of my organization. He really must think that I'm a nice little push over! Why is it that I organized an ENTIRE event and--for-what-ever-reason--HE comes to my house and does all the work I did a SECOND time because to make sure I did it right! Than he tries to take over the event that I PLANNED!!
WHAT?
Did he really suggest that??
MEN HAVE DIED FOR LESS!

Later (about 30mins ago) He sends me a message on Facebook telling me that he made our hotel reservation (that would also be MY JOB) and mentions that he got it for a cheaper rate than what I had written down! I believe his exact words were,

"haha, just called and reserved a hotel room for a cheaper rate than what you had. Eat It!"

BASTARD!!

I lost it.
I had to walk away from my laptop...my roommate told him that he just needed to stop typing and say goodbye for now. He kept typing and whatever she told him next was enough to make him apologize...
Sigh.
By the grace of God, I stepped away. I was literally about to throw everything in his lap. I can't deal with Stupidity in Leadership. Micromanagers are @$$holes and I don't have the patience for the ignorance. If I would have stayed online, I would have just quit the whole operation.

...than he would have been up $*** Creek without a paddle. Dick.


Forgive me Lord.

...Fellow Bloggers, comments please!

Classes are consuming our LIVES!!

YET:

Listen guys,
It's 4:00AM in the Morning! You think I'm up at this time for my HEALTH?? Heck No! People know I'm good for going to bed around 10PM. At an ungoshly hour like this, there's only 1 reason to be awake (...okay, maybe 2 but we're not talking about THAT) and it's work! Why am I even writing a post anyway, you might wonder...I'm wondering the same thing as you...I guess I think you guys deserve some kind of explanation. If it makes you feel better, I have an epicly great story that I'm going to share...just as soon as I have 2 seconds to breath!

Oh Yeah, I flat-Ironed my hair and surprised The Man with dinner at work today...Yeah, I know. I'm a great girlfriend. You don't have to tell me. After I gave him the shrimp and spinach meal (homemade of course), He sent me a message that read, "Food Good"

...Romantic....I guess he was over flowing with emotion and couldn't get out but 2 words. Oh, and I have cleaned everything out of my room in an attempt to "kick start" my cleaning gene...it's not working...everybody keeps seeing my shoes and saying "GOSH GIRL! You have a lot of SHOES!! They're all Hills?? How do you wear those? They're cute though...what size do you wear?"

Really? First they tell me I have too many shoes, than they try to see if their feet fit them! Women are a TRIP!! Oh, and that reminds me that I'm going to be dressing EXTRA sexy today for absolutely NO reason. I guess it doesn't hurt that I'll see The Man today.

...Sometimes you have to whip out that hairstyle and outfit that reminds your man that you are the $***! These girls be trying get at my man (tramps!! they know he's taken!) so I guess it won't hurt show up at our AMA meeting looking drop dead gorgeous...some people might die, but sometime a few people must be sacrificed for my greater good...haha...

I'm only half serious.

(feel free to comment of that statement A'lumba or Patty or Livelovelaugh)

Okay, I'm going to stop stalling and get to what I'm SUPPOSED to be doing! Peace.

Stay Sexy
Yet

So There Was the Bachelor Party Part 2

See PART 1

Well a walk back to the mall area to find no boyfriend..............
it is 10 something at night, I'm tired, and I was supposed to already be gone

So I decided to go to the movies (ha ha boyfriend you left me your money) I watched UP what a great movie and a long movie, so when when I walked out of the theater at 1 am I was LIVID!!!!!

Where on earth are you!!
I don't have a cell phone so I couldn't call him :(

I did find a payphone though but it was broken and I used the last of my change trying to reach him grrrrrr

So I just sat on the bench waiting for him to come to get me. No one was walking by now and the only thing I could here was the music from this club behind me booooo

Well just than I had burst into tears of woe is me a guy came out of the club and asked "do you have a lighter?"

"No" I said

"Yea, I thought not you don't seem like that type of lady..." he replied

and I'm sitting here thinking.....okaay

So than he makes himself comfortable next to me and starts again, "my name is Kevin"

"Hi Kevin"

"Why are you out here?"

"I'm waiting on my ride" after saying this I somewhat regretted it but I didn't think it would do much damage

"Who was supposed to pick you up?!?" he replied in haste

"My boyfriend, but he is at a friends bachelor Party soo..."

"Aww hell naw! You need to drop his a@@, and get with someone like me, I would never do this to you"

I stop right there and think what is it with these older guys trying to talk to me like I don't look like a little kid (are you a pedophile...???)
Actually he wasn't that older than me he was about 34, still quite a bit to old for me (I'm barely 20 let's not)

And I sit here trying to defend my boyfriend, and he is making plans to pick me up from my house

And, telling him about all of the wonderful things my boyfriend does for me and how there HAS to be a good reason that he is so late and he is telling me that my boyfriend BETTER not have any issues with me sitting here talking to me if he rides up

And we go back and fourth like this for a good while.

But his boss comes out of the club and says "What are you doing out here get back to work!"

I yelled, "What time is it please!"

He replied, "2: 30am"

No no no no no no no no no!!!!!
All I wanted to do is goo HOME!

So I'm sitting there, surprisingly not as upset as before but very sour.
And, my boyfriend FINALLY rides up...........

I can see him from where I'm sitting through the window, and he knows he is in it deep.
When I get in he proceeds to apologize so many times and blah blah blah...

I just said, "what happned?"

Apparently one of their friends started drinking before the party and didn't know how to hold his alcohol and ended up throwing up everywhere and pooping all over the floor and walls (which is nasty by the way)

So everyone had to stay behind and make sure that he was okay and clean up the mess (ick!) And, than his car wouldn't work (b/c his car sucks and gets on my nerves ALL of the time)

Of course in the end I totally didn't care and demanded what any sane woman would after a night like mine...

SHOES
and I got them , ALL of them :p

...And The Winner Is.....

YET:

Looks like we've got a winner!

Congratulations to:

Obee-Wan and Sarah!


Thanks for participating in out 100th post event!



On another note, let me tell you what happened yesterday!

Road Trip Time!!!! Guess who came to town for the first time in 4 years?? The Man's (my boyfriend's) best friend from high school (Kevin) traveled 200 miles to Georgia Southern University for the sole purpose of having sex with a chick who goes here! When The Man told me this, I didn't quite understand at first! Kevin who has found every excuse in the book not to make this trip to visit his own best friend found the time/money to haul his behind down here to get laid? And the crazy part about it all is that The Man found this perfectly reasonable and hilarious!

Kevin stopped by The Man's apartment--wearing none-other-than new Air Force Ones, I might add--and gave me a great big hug. He than explained that his car barely made down here but he KNEW that this chick would definitely give it up so he wasn't going to turn down such an opportunity. haha. The Man was nodding like he agreed and I quickly had to ask myself, "who am I dating" and shoot up a quick prayer saying "thank God it's not Kevin!".

In the end, Kevin asked The Man (in private) the classic 3 questions that he's been asking since The Man and I got together. They are as follows:

1. "Are you still with 'Ol Girl (that would be me)?" The Man answers, "Yes"
2. "Have you had sex with her yet?" The Man answers, "No"
3. "Well than, have you had sex with somebody else?" The Man answers, "No"

Than Kevin says, "Man, I don't know how you do it!" Than The Man says, "Of course you don't Kevin, of course you don't"...

Mind you, I'm not supposed to know any of this. Haha.
So, what do YOU think about all of it??

Cya!

100th Post Extravaganza and Give-A-Way!

YET and Pattie:

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To Whom It May Concern

YET:

Taking a cue from Tia over at Clever Girl Goes Blog, I've got a couple letters that I've been wanting to write for some time now! Check them out:

Dear Boyfriend,
So, has it really been two years and (almost) 3 months that we've been together and you still own that t-shirt that I despise? How many times have I tried to do the Ol'--wash your laundry and throw out the clothes I don't like routine--but for some reason, you never let me near your clothes...sad. But I must say, you've been dressing pretty darn sexy lately. Just today I saw you in the business building on campus in your black (always black) suit with the tie. Right then and there, I almost jumped you. Thank Gosh for self control. However, this weekend when I don't have a million errands to complete, let's just say that I plan to...wear that hated t-shirt you love so much... without much else.

Until Saturday,
The Best Girlfriend Ever

Dear Autumn,
What the heck do you think you're doing? Did I ask you to come here? Just two days ago, there were girls tanning at the pool and I was fanning my face for air! Than today, I happily open my front door this morning and am slapped in the face with a go-put-on-some-freakin-clothes-before-you-freeze-to-death gust of wind!! Us Georgians aren't even supposed to remember that it's Fall until November! Heck, it doesn't really get cold until January! How's about we make a little deal? You lay low for the next couple of months and I'll go on wearing my sandals, cotton dresses, and capris. Sound good? Excellent!

Your's truly,
Disorientated Georgian

Dear Amazon.com,
Why won't you leave me alone?? Stop sending me "New Releases in Romance" updates! What more do you want from me? I've already ordered 3 magazine subscriptions, The Trophy Wives Club, and Shopaholic takes Manhattan! How cruel of you to try to lure me back when everybody knows that I should be pinching pennies and such! So just do me a favor and fade to black until I can get The Man to spend some more money on me!

Sincerely,
A helplessly broke college gal

Dear Conscious,
Stop feeling guilty about every single thing! Who the heck cares if you skipped putting on perfume this morning or left your towel on the bed instead of putting it back in the bathroom? I think the world will go on. You're in need of some destress-a-tiz-ing this weekend or you're really going to have problems come Monday. My best advice is a great make-out session a little prayer and rest. Believe me, you need it!

Love,
your obsessive compulsive host

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